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• I was so bored at work today that I decided to memorize all the countries of the world in reverse alphabetical order. I now have a throbbing headache. MLF

  September 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I get such a long summer this year, but no one’s even home to hang out with me. FML & FOLs

  September 3, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • TJ '12 9:24 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Same boat. All of my friends are back in school or abroad.

• I’m awkward as hell. FML

  September 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I am paying for the most expensive dorm – Stony Island – because I hate freshmen. I just got an email that says half of the building will be freshmen this year. FML

  August 16, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Future Islander 12:49 pm on August 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ARE YOU ME?

  • Islander 9:12 pm on August 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I think a lot of us feel this way.

  • Anonymous 1:49 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Should’ve done off-campus housing.

• I’m taking out a $25,000 loan to attend this school. I’m a freshman. FML

  August 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just got dumped because I didn’t want to “share my feelings.” FML

  Then someone sent me this video. MLIG

  July 20, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • This is my vision board 4:23 am on July 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    EPIC

  • Anonymous 12:47 pm on August 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Excellent.

• Graduated, and I’m still sleeping in the Reg. FML

  July 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My mom saw my collection of Red Bulls and flashcards. Then she asked if I were ready to transfer yet. FML

  June 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I spent all of last night doing drugs and gettin’ krunk, only to realize today that I had a paper due yesterday that I haven’t even started. FML

  June 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• A fling of mine never stops priding himself on how kind he is for letting me down gently. As his Facebook status. Ten people like it. FML¹⁰

  June 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Gosh, people on this site are whiny AND highly unoriginal. FTL

  June 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • /b/tard 1:57 am on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    annoying troll is annoying

• 4 classes, 6 finals. First of all, I don’t understand how that happened. Second of all, I don’t understand how it happened that the only final I actually have during finals week is the only one that won’t kill me. FML

  June 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • StuDYING 7:08 am on June 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I totally understand. 4 classes, 4 finals, all in 10th week (sans extensions I’m trying to get) but only a 2 hour class in finals week.

• On my first midterm I did OK – above average. It was open-note and I only brought a couple of pages of notes. Second midterm (also open-note) rolls around and I decide to come even more prepared with 12 pages of notes. Turns out that my raw score is way lower. FML.

  May 30, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • douchebag 6:14 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Happy Memorial Day.

  • StuDYING 8:53 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You probably over-studied. I hate that.

• I’m not sure if I hate myself or this campus more. FMyself

  May 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It’s 10th Week. FAllOurLives

  May 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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