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• I’m so broke and hungry that I actually considered eating paper–the only thing I have in abundance in my dorm room. FML

  March 13, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +24 / -3

   

  • Anon 8:24 pm on March 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    You can’t be serious, there’s free food everywhere.

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• Of course, the one incredibly cool, cute girl I meet outside of my house and classes is in a long distance relationship. FML

  March 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -6

   

• Too terrified of math to take even 151. FML

  March 13, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -12

   

  • Logic 11:18 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Take 131.

• 8th week. Tired of problem sets, tired of exams, tired of loneliness, tired of crappy dining hall food. Tired of being tired. FMLITired

  March 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -5

   

• I’m considering not even taking certain classes next quarter because all the required books are so damn expensive. MLIA?

  March 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -1

   

• Left a party to do reading in the A-level. FML

  March 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +16 / -3

   

• I’m afraid I won’t get any A’s. FMLIA

  March 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -17

   

• I’m in LJB’s chemistry class. FML

  March 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -2

   

• It was so cold today that both my hair and snot froze. FMFreezingL

  February 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -3

   

• Horny and Catholic. What’s a girl to do? FML

  February 1, 2011 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +28 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 9:58 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Come over to my place? You know God doesn’t care.

  • sonumyAno 11:05 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    This is the hottest comment on the internet.

  • IFuckAllWomen 1:29 pm on February 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Act on the “horny” part, and forget the Catholic part.

  • Anonymous 9:25 am on February 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m gonna call dibs on you.

  • Anonymous 1:43 pm on March 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    masterbation? lol

• Chicago Tribune: “Consider if getting to your destination is worth putting your life at risk.” Professor: “We won’t have a snow day, just take the Metra.” FOLs

  February 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +13 / -0

   

• It’s taken me 10 weeks to realize UChicago is not the place to lose my virginity. FML

  December 28, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +33 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 10:58 am on December 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Guy or girl? If you’re a guy, then, yes, it is–you’re just not hanging around the party-type of people, and if a girl, why would you want to?

  • SCRS 11:01 am on December 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    “FML”? More like your life is *not* being f*cked

  • South Campus Virgin 2:43 am on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AT UCHICAGO?!

    • lost my virginity at UofC 1:04 pm on January 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Shower?

  • Anonymous 7:50 pm on January 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Alcohol and low self esteem. Wait. Your GPA does that for you.

  • sonumyAno 5:23 pm on January 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    HOW DO YOU VIRGINITY AT UCHICAGO YOUR LOSE?!

• Having to suppress tics during my Honors Algebra exam seems to have lowered my grade. MLITourettes

  December 21, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +12 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 10:55 am on December 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Wow. Sorry to hear that. This is probably the first real FML on this site.

  • ok 3:47 pm on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    If you honestly believe that your tics resulted in a lower grade based on bias by the professor, you need to file a complaint. Otherwise, maybe visit your doctor to see about switching meds?

    • OP 9:26 pm on January 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      I didn’t think there was any professor bias involved: I was personally trying to suppress them for the benefit of everyone who would have to listen to me otherwise. I don’t think it made a huge difference in my grade, but I haven’t even looked at my final so I don’t really know. I do remember it impaired my concentration a lot (especially compared to one of my other exams where I let myself tic freely), but again, suppressing them was my own (bad) decision. They got better over break so I don’t think I have to deal with this any more this quarter… not yet anyway.

  • OP 1:06 pm on January 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Oh, and now cause I got a slightly lower grade in that class I can’t take the class I actually want. I hate this disorder!

• I’m an alum doing a post-bacc at another school. While studying for finals at my current school’s library, I felt like I was cheating on the Reg. FML

  December 18, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +20 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 1:52 am on December 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    The Reg–the only chick on campus who f*cks you regularly.

    • Word 5:06 pm on December 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      +1

• I spent an hour at the gym with a piece of cereal stuck to the back of my shirt. I discovered it afterwards. FML

  December 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -2