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• What do people typically get for their first quarter anyways? MLI”Can’t Tell If I’m”A.

  December 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• B+ average for my first quarter? MLILiterallyA.

  December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got a B in SOSC. I cried–a lot. FSOSC & FML

  December 15, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment

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  • angry with her gpa 2:00 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    screw you. its a good grade, chill the fuck out.

  • happy with his grade 5:38 pm on December 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you must be a first year…

  • got a B in honors calc and liked it 4:36 am on January 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    whine whine whine. B is a fine grade.

    • Anonymous 10:08 pm on January 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Same here, man. Quite possibly the most satisfying B I’ve ever gotten.

    • Anonymous 10:09 pm on January 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Same here, quite possibly the most satisfying B I’ve ever gotten. Spivak’s the shiiitt.

      • got a B... 3:21 am on January 31, 2011 Permalink
        

        I love when he says things like “Hint: Stare at page 179″

  • the guy that got a C 1:27 am on January 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    when everyone else gets a C, you suddenly realize you are the top of the class

• It’s my 5th year here. I haven’t been laid yet. I got close once–but just once. FML

  December 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I wonder if I made the right decision in not coming here. MLIConflicted

  December 14, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:36 am on December 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Well, you can’t really be conflicted if you already decided, right?
    Just enjoy wherever you are.

  • Anonymous 12:31 am on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you didn’t

  • chickmagnet 4:39 pm on January 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    when rape is inevitable….just try enjoying it!

• It’s the day after the quarter’s ended, and I’m writing my paper at 5 am. FML

  December 12, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • GTL Kid 1:54 pm on December 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Greek Thought and Lit? You might just be me!

• Chicago EA decisions are coming out soon. GOOD LUCK for all your finals, and wish us luck too! – Chicago hopeful.

  December 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Haskell.

  FML

  December 10, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Stuart Kurtz 9:42 am on December 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Haskell is the greatest.

    • anonymous 3:22 am on January 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      did prof. Kurtz seriously reply to this?

      • Ezra Bronig 12:48 am on February 27, 2011 Permalink
        

        I think it was someone else being funny.

• I have a final in three hours. I spent all last night playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and prestiging. This is no FML. MLIReloading

  December 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Tonight, my roommate went to the writing interns and by chance got my HUM T.A. He said her paper was great, and he wouldn’t change anything.

  This is the same TA that tore my last two papers apart. FML and FHL

  December 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Eight more pages to go on this essay, and I just can’t force myself to write anything else. FML

  December 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have two back-to-back final exams later today. I REALLY need to stop playing “Robot Unicorn Attack.” FMLIHarmony

  December 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Hold on, 4:31 pm on December 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    to the night…

    You should play the Heavy Metal version too.

• The Reg is so freaking cold. I’m freezing in these Nazi cubicles! FML

  December 6, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Nerd 10:57 pm on January 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    THEY ARE SWASTIKAS!!!!!

• I have a 15-20 page paper due tomorrow. I still don’t have an introduction. FML

  December 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The private study room I have to myself in the Reg is perfect as I alternate between fits of weeping and furious paper writing. MLIA

  December 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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